Film Theories

Here are some of my film theories:

The film “Se7en” is about the FBI investigating the Director of the CIA. If the most intelligent beings on the planet, Artificial Intelligence and supercomputers, chose the director of the Central Intelligence Agency they would pick someone who doesn’t use religious ideology to torture and kill humans.

The film “Silence of the Lambs” is a critique on how the military and government agencies should have kept track of anyone who received military grade optics. The U.S. constitution specifically mentions a right to arms but it says nothing about optics. Therefore you could not spy on people purchasing legal arms but you could keep a close watch on those with military grade optics. The serial killer in the film owns a pair of night vision goggles and if the government would have adopted this logic he would have already been on a watch list. Furthermore technology like a camera developed to see through walls which may have been deployed on my house could be classified as military grade optics. Then shadow entities can’t possess these types of devices without being closely monitored by the military or government agencies.

The film “Die Hard” is about a UN weapons inspector going to a new state of the art technology filled building to inspect it. The technology is hijacked by terrorists and ends up blacking out a significant portion of the city of Los Angeles. The film is supposed to evoke the notion that corporations should not be able to fill office buildings with technology and banks of supercomputers without submitting to regular inspections. These corporations should also have comprehensive plans as to how to shut down their technology especially if it is connected to a data or power grid shared with civilians.

The film “Home Alone” is about corporate espionage. The mother and father both work in the corporate sector and rival corporations act to isolate certain family members using technology or other tactics. Rival corporations may even send hired henchmen to intimidate family members and break into homes to attain trade or company secrets. The logical step to ending this is for every company to be transparent to the public about all aspects of the company except for possibly military contracts and some government contracts.

A diagnosis in the family has caused me to release a new physics theory. It involves Aphasia, a condition being experienced most famously by the actor Bruce Willis. My theory involves the mysteries of electricity and how they apply to digital cameras.

I believe that the phenomena of electricity is one component in our world which allows for new theories in physics. Gravity is well explained as well as other laws. Electricity may be a way in which parallel universes converge or diverge.

I believe there are two types of electricity: mechanical electricity and organic electricity. Mechanical electricity is produced by machines such as generators and alternators. Organic electricity is generated by animal bodies.

When mechanical electricity is applied to the inner circuitry of a digital camera, the complex computer chips create resistance. My theory is that this resistance opens up a vacuum in the fabric of our universe. The circuits of the camera absorb light but the electrical vacuum created may also absorb organic electricity.

The longer a subject spends in front of a digital camera the more organic electricity is pulled from the brain. Prolonged exposure to digital cameras in sensitive individuals could lead to conditions such as Aphasia. The larger and more powerful the camera the stronger the vacuum created.

For the past hundred years the human image has been predominately captured on celluloid film in a mechanical process requiring no electricity. If my theory is true, we will see more cases of Aphasia as every camera in society becomes a digital one. The condition will probably occur more to those with the most exposure to powerful cameras such as celebrities and congresspeople.